if (PatArray.length == 0) {
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('X1', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', 'The very first U.S. patent', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('6385_-_Obstetrical_Supporter', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('X4088_-_Marine_Railway', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', 'Apparently a bridge <B>over</B> the water never occurred to him.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('37610_-_Fire_Extinguisher', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('36314_-_Preventing_Nocturnal_Emissions', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'Putting your penis between two spikes will prevent wet dreams all right.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('X576_-_Velocipede', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('35600_-_Plow', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'Beat your swords into plowshares...then make your plowshares into mobile light artillery pieces.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('2441_-_Muzzle-Loading_Fire_Arm', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('11942_-_Removing_Tape_Worms', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'What kind of bait do you use for tape worms?', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('X1405_-_Diving_Dress', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('24033_-_Combined_Breast_Pads_and_Armpit_Shields', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'The very first bra patent.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('6469_-_Manner_of_Bouying_Vessels', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'Invented by Abraham Lincoln.  Yes, <B>that</B> Abraham Lincoln.', '');
};