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PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('2139001_-_Scalp_Cooling_Device', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
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PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('1143835_-_Life_Saving_Apparatus', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('1466559_-_Exercising_Device', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'How your grandparents met.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('1811792_-_Support_For_Scrotum_Bowls', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'Nothing like a nice hot bowl of scrotum first thing in the morning.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('1399782_-_Combination_Automobile_Lock_and_Thief_Trap', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('2046523_-_Firearm', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('1810182_-_Aeroplane', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'What do you mean chickens can\'t fly?', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('1926420_-_Combined_Racing_Greyhound_Harness_and_Rider_Supporting_Means', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'The reason PETA was started.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('2025124_-_Stunning_Pen', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'Why pigs don\'t like ferris wheels.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('1749090_-_Apparatus_for_Obtaining_Criminal_Confessions_and_Photographically_Recording_Them', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'Ok, ok, copper.  I killed those 30 nuns, I confess.  Now, please, please make the scary skeleton go away.', '');
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